Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:🌷💐💌 "Ladies, if you find yourself in a floral mystery today, don't worry – it's just me spreading some anonymous flower power! Who needs a card when the blossoms speak for themselves? 😉" Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much. Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral. The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa. A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store. Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.