What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is? Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhat can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone. Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear. Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care. I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me. I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.