I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got tha…

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Commentary:
“Wow, with almost 100,000 miles on your office chair, you must be the Lewis Hamilton of the workplace! 🏎️💨 At least you can boast about your impressive ‘chair-acing’ skills! 😂 #WinningAtSitting”

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