“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

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This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.