Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

Men, it's really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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Ah, the eternal mystery of men – wanting everything and nothing all at once, keeping us on our toes! 🤷‍♂️ It’s like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall – ever so slightly confusing yet undeniably amusing! 😂 Just when you think you’ve figured it out, they switch things up on you! 💼🙃

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