Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.
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"Why bother with fancy cocktails when the simple act of standing up quickly can give you that instant buzz? πŸΈπŸ’¨ Who needs a drink when you've got gravity on your side? πŸŒͺοΈπŸ˜‚ #LifeHack"

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