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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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"Why bother with fancy cocktails when the simple act of standing up quickly can give you that instant buzz? 🍸💨 Who needs a drink when you've got gravity on your side? 🌪️😂 #LifeHack"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged drink, effect, everyday, everyday life, fast, humor, i, irony, life, same, standing, sure, too on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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