I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces. If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be. If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI. You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down. Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.