When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

When you're a child, you want to be a teenager. When you're a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you're an adult, you want to be a cat.

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Ah, the cycle of life: yearning for the next stage until we realize being a cat might just be the ultimate goal! 🐱 Who can resist the temptation of napping all day, getting pampered, and being worshipped like a furry royalty? 😸 Just imagine the bliss of chasing toys, enjoying the sunshine, and having humans take care of your every need. Adulting can be tough, but being a cat? Purrfection! 🌟 #LifeGoals

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