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Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Spotted on Twitch:

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

Just shared via YouTube:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Just shared via Discord:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Just shared via Discord:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Trending via Discord:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Just shared via Reddit:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Just landed via YouTube:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

Reported on X:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

Spotted on Threads:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Going viral on WeChat:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Shared recently on Messenger:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Going viral on Threads:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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