A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.