The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?