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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.