Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.
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"Looks like we've got a covert operation on our hands – Operation: Heart Eyes! 🕵️‍♂️💌 Keep your enemies close and your co-workers closer, especially the hearts-for-eyes types! 😂💔 #SpyGames"

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