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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around…

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around…

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"Remember, even Mother Nature has a sense of humor 😄🌳 Don't let a fallen tree be a Freudian slip! Safety first, especially when dealing with exes and chainsaws! 🔪😅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged around, chainsaw, consequences, dark, dark humor, ex, hear, humor, nature, relationship, rid, should, still, tree, woods on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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