A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

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No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.