I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:What a perfect way to passive-aggressively immortalize those who have burnt their bridges with you! 🔥💀 "Obitchuaries: The Ultimate Revenge Saga" – coming soon to a bookstore near you! 📖😂#SorryNotSorry #WriteThemOff Related Funny Posts 🤝 Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them! Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent. I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’. I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography. I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.