I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital? Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving. I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing. Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.
