Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache? Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread? Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.” The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.