β€œHow is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

Commentary:
"Oh, the infamous job search question – a true emotional rollercoaster! 🎒 First of all, asking about it is like poking a sleeping dragon. Second, it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ One simply cannot predict the mysteries of the job hunting universe!"