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  • I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.
  • Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.
  • Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?
  • Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.
  • Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.
  • Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.