Donโ€™t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Commentary:
Sure thing! How about this: "If you think I'm bad at texting now, just wait until I'm ghosting you on the Ouija Board! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ“ฑ #TextsFromTheAfterlife"