I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.