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  • Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.
  • Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
  • I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.
  • As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.
  • My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.
  • When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.