No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.