My age is news to me every single time I remember. Commentary:π€π *Age: the only number that can surprise you on a regular basis!* ππ Related Funny Posts π€ Iβm at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good. You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.
