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  • “Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.
  • Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.
  • “There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?
  • I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.
  • Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.
  • The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.