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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too mu…

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too mu…

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"Imagine the secrets our furry friends would spill if they could speak! 🐱🐶 Maybe it's best to keep their world domination plans under wraps. Thank goodness for their loyalty and silence… for now. 🔐😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animals, God, humor, know, much, pets, secrets, talk, thank, thank God, too on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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