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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.