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  • “Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.
  • Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.
  • Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!
  • Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.
  • You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.
  • Getting real tired of my own bullshit.