When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom n… Commentary:"Talk about eating your words! This critic must have taken 'food for thought' to a whole new level with their nom nom nom de plume. 🍔📝 #PunnyPenName" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her. I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant. I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.” The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.
