I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Commentary:
🐎🔥 "I swear, the Four Horsemen must have opened a recruitment program at this rate! It's like we're ordering apocalypse riders off a fast-food menu – 'Can I get a side of famine with that, please?' 😂 #EndlessApocalypse"

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