I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone… Commentary:"Ah, the blissful slumber of a burdened soul! 😴💤 Who needs sweet dreams when you can have a guilt-induced nap instead? 😅👶 #Sleeplikeababy" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me. Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets. Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works. Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m. The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.
