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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.