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  • An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.
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  • Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.
  • You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.
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