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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if…

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if…

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"Ah, the age-old dilemma of bathroom espionage – are they washing their hands, or engaging in a sneaky getaway! 🚽🧼 Don't worry, Sherlock, your detective skills will solve this mystery one sink at a time! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bathroom, cleanliness, concern, hands, hygiene, i, only, people, restroom, thing, washing, worry on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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