No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an… Commentary:"Rise and shine, they say! But fate be like: 'I'm awake before your alarm clock, honey!' ⏰😆 #FateAlwaysWins" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math. Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early. Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
