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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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🔬 "Met a microbiologist once. They're a lot bigger than I imagined. Turns out, their world is just as tiny as the bacteria they study! 🦠 Who knew science could make a person feel so small yet so significant at the same time?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bigger, expectation, funny observation, humor, i, joke, lot, microbiologist, observation, once, science, size on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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