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  • One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?
  • Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.
  • How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?
  • McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.
  • Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.