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  • Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.
  • One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.
  • I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.
  • Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.
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