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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”