Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.