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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common…

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common…

Commentary:
"Trying to come between a girl and her fries is like challenging a tornado to a dance-off 💃🍟 Trust me, you do not want to mess with that kind of 'hangry' force of nature! 😂 #FriesOverGuys"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged common, common sense, food, fry, girl, humor, just, never, relationship, sense, snack on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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