If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Put him in a snow globe and shake away! Just make sure he doesn't turn into a snowman ⛄️. Love is a whirlwind, but maybe not that literally! 🤣💑" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole. I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me. I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?