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  • I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.
  • “Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.
  • For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.
  • I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.
  • Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.
  • Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.