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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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"Who needs a glass of wine when you can have a plate of suffering served raw, am I right? 🍷😩 Stay strong, my friend, suffering in style! 😂👌"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, choice, drink, humor, i, joke, lifestyle, personal, personal choice, raw, suffering on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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