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Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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Trending via Messenger:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Just landed via Twitch:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Spotted on YouTube:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Freshly posted on X:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Breaking via Reddit:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Breaking via Facebook:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Just landed via Pinterest:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

Just landed via Slack:

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

Breaking via Telegram:

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

6 months ago

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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Ah, the classic case of podcaster perplexity – that moment when your mental image of a podcast host is shattered by reality. 🤯 It's like realizing your favorite radio voice is actually a cat-loving wizard in pajamas. 🧙‍♂️ Let's call it "auditory disillusionment" or maybe just "Shook-casting!" 😂

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Telegram:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore, I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Just shared via TikTok:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Reported on Twitch:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Making waves on Facebook:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Seen just now on Messenger:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Spotted on X:

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Just landed via Twitch:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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