Speaker phone in public should be illegal. Posted on5 hours ago5 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSpeaker phone in public should be illegal. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances. You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift. Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all. Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should. In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.