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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Commentary:
"Brrr… chill vibes incoming! ❄️ Embracing my inner winter solstice, so if you need me, I'll be busy perfecting my frosty glare and brooding in the darkness. 😎🌑❄️ #WinterSolsticeMood"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged celebration, cold, darkness, distant, filled, honor, humor, i, irony, seasonal, solstice, winter, winter solstice on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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