I run a parody bank account. Posted on17 hours ago17 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI run a parody bank account. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account. Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account. It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket. I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.
