Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on. Commentary:Looks like the scariest thing we'll encounter in haunted houses this year is 2020 news coverage! 👻🏚️ Get ready for jump scares and breaking news alerts! 😱📰 Related Funny Posts 🤝 No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k. Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news? Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses. A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada. A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.
