I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown. Commentary:"Looks like the government shutdown is putting more pressure on your wardrobe than on politicians! 🤦♂️ Maybe we should all show up in our pajamas and call it a day! 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes. I have three full closets of nothing to wear. I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.
