My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.
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"Either the house *ghost*ed you or you've been living with some very lively spirits all this time! 👻😂 Who you gonna call? Definitely not the Ghostbusters! 🚫👻 #HauntedHouseMystery"

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